cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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