North Korea, Best Korea!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize