Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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