I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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