so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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