My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
