and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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