Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
that is very illegal...i love you.
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