we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
sex in a hospital.. check
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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