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(559): View more from California

he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson

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(239): View more from Florida

I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling

(1-239): View more from Florida

You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

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(519): View more from Ontario

I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today

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(613): View more from Ontario

I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Something about Sunday night screams phone sex

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(541): View more from Oregon

I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.

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