yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This house was built for laser tag.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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