Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
