New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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