I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
