So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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