u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
