Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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