Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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