i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i out mim tonsoeep
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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