My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
my poor anus
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
