The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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