god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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