There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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