D3 body, D1 cock
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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