Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Couch. On fire.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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