i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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