apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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