It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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