the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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