I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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