He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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