I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You work out of a Hotel?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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