Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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