love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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