He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
