Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Dicks are not precious.
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