Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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