You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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