One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i was born a porn star she said
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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