He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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