Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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