Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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