I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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