We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
