Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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