have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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