You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My life is pants optional.
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