She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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