She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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