I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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