Christians are straight up FREAKS
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I need water and some morals
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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