the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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