Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
