Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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