I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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